[Suns-at-Home] Aurora Linux: Ask us how you can PIMP YOUR SPARC!

[Magnus]

eric@xenrix.net wrote:
> To summerise, what other ways can one with too much time pimp out their
> sparc?

Trying to imply a machine is fast with neon lights, flame jobs, glowing 
skulls, etc. is not going to fool anyone into thinking these machines 
are fast.

We're fans of slow machines, and we should embrace that by evoking the 
visage of shambling zombie hordes.  This is probably best accomplished 
by riveting hunks of meat onto the side of the case and take a more 
organic approach to case modding.  Within 2 or 3 days you should have a 
pretty clear indication that the zombie motif is working.  Inside of a 
week the neighbors will be asking if you're keeping a dead cat in your home.

Are we not, after all, keepers of the undead?  Caregivers to the 
carcasses that IT managers of old have long since given up for deceased?